“Somebody somewhere FINISH ME OFF!” — Lady, I know how you feel.

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.

                                                                                “This woman’s crazy!”

“Nothing the matter with beatin’ the beaver once in a while.”

I cannot find this character or actor’s name. She’d be a good one for my “hey, it’s that guy” label.

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.

“I’m so sorry I spoke so harshly about your vagina this morning.”

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.

H-A-R-L-O-T

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.

“Who wants to eat her out?”  — all of them, it looks like.

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.

“Something is the matter with your vagina!”

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.

“Can’t you see I’m cooking scrapple?”

A Dirty Shame (2004) written and directed by John Waters
Starring Tracey Ullman, Selma Blair, Johnny Knoxville, Chris Isaak, Suzanne Shepherd, and Mink Stole.