-I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming-hot goose!

-You have all the fun!

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

-Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

-Rizzo!

-What?

…

-Thank you.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

-Night was falling, and the lamplighters were plying their trade.

-Light the lamp, not the rat! Light the lamp, not the rat!

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

-God save my little, broken body!

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

-I keep telling you, narrators are omniscient. I know everything.

-Hoity-toity Mr. God-like smarty-pants!

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

-You’ll meet him as he comes around that corner.

-Where?

-There.

-When?

-Now.

…

-There he is, Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens