-My memory is a complete blank between the Kennedy and Reagan administrations.
-CIA administered LSD tests. Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ about.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

It’s a good thing you’re hot, Baby.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

His parents abused the shit out of him:

Chains, matches, EMBALMING TOOLS!

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

There was something in the soil. Something BAD.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Together we can stop Graveyard Babies!

This line has always defined this movie to me.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Using a strange key you found in a mortuary to open a strange door in a tunnel under a crypt is always a good idea.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Going into an unknown, dark tunnel under a crypt armed with a lighter is always a good idea.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

There’s all kinds-a shit in this town.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Fungus and Blood on the Tiles (That kinda sounds like a disturbing song title)

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

“Discount Death Mart” has a nice ring!

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

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