It’s seasoned! Perfectly. (animated gif)

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Aw…

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Now that — is one sanitary kitchen.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Fairy princess dances on the graves (animated gif)

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Now this — this is a pretty man.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

“She threw up on your Aunt Rita?”

The kids in this film get excited about odd things.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

“So wrong!”

The Mortuary zombies have their own, special method of contagion.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

“That is, like, some really bad shit.”

You don’t know the half of it, crystal rubber.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Shut up, punk!

This scene makes me laugh almost as much as “Graveyard Babies” (another good band name, now that I think about it). Mortuary zombies tend to become a bit monomaniacal about certain phrases they said when they were alive.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

Nice dress.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

First vandalism, then babies.

Guy’s got a one-track mind.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

I’d say it’s time for a little mood-altering substance.

(psst: he means marijuana.)

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

This is my mother, the happy mortician.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

“Bodies”?!

She’s really excited about bodies.

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.

I’m Gay. (animated gif)

Mortuary (2005) Directed by Tobe Hooper, starring Dan Byrd, Alexandra Adi, and Denise Crosby.