“There exists a well-organized group of which you’re obviously a member: The international conspiracy of horses’ asses!”

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

I believe the Tumblr term here is UNF!

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

Gosh, he’s a pretty man.

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

“Screw Maximillian!”

“…I do.”

“So do I!”

…

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

“Behaving like some ludicrous, little, underaged femme fatale. You’re about as fatale as an after-dinner mint!”

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

I think this is an awkward “after” moment.

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

Lighting the cigarette. Movie shorthand for They’re totally doing it!

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

Closer…

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

Beedle-de-de-de-dee! Two drunk men…

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

“Doesn’t my body drive you wild with desire?” …a little, yeah…

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

They’re totally gonna do it.

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

“Sex always screws up a friendship anyway, if you let it.” (emphasis mine)

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

-Doesn’t my body drive you wild with desire?
-Well doesn’t it?

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.

-Have you ever slept with a dwarf?
-Once, but it wasn’t a lasting relationship.

Cabaret (1972) directed by Bob Fosse, starring Liza Minnelli, Michael York and Joel Grey.