“Aliens? Us? Is this one of your Earth jokes?”

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

“Rowr.”

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

The Mutant.

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

“If I could reach you, we’d share … pain.”

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

“I sleep now.” —I do this sometimes when I go to bed.

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

“It may be dangerous, Betty, I wish you wouldn’t tag along.”

“I’m tagging, Paul, I’m tagging!”

“Well, I can’t stop a woman from tagging.”

“No one ever has.”

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

The skeleton enjoying the dance (animated gif)

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

“If I wanted to have a safe life, I guess I wouldn’t have married a man who studies rocks.”

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

“I always hated you.”

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

Animala fading out. (animated gif)

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

The End ?

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

And introducing The Skeleton!

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

Review: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004)

The Return of the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is next, and I’ll do a more thorough review then, but I’d like to make a few comments here.

Lost Skeleton is obviously a parody of the 50’s sci-fi horror B films, but it works because it is played absolutely straight. And while there is some exaggeration for comedic effect, there’s not as much as you’d think. Just look up The Phantom Creeps and anything by Ed Wood. Come to think of it, I should add those to the queue. Fun stuff.

So stay tuned.

The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2004) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Andrew Parks, Susan McConnell, Brian Howe, Jennifer Blaire

Title card.

The Lost Skeleton Returns Again (2009) Directed by Larry Blamire; starring Larry Blamire, Fay Masterson, Brian Howe, The Skeleton