Shut up! Don’t make me nuts today, it’s Christmas!
The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Shut up! Don’t make me nuts today, it’s Christmas!

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Jesus.

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

From now on, the only person who yells is me.

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

I hijacked my fuckin’ parents.
The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

I hijacked my fuckin’ parents.

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

No wonder our son’s so confused.

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Luck?

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

"…but don’t eat the penis, it’s just a garnish."

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Anonymous asked: I think my favorite is the one that was like "shoutout to the weird hunchback woman who makes the One-Eyed Jack's outfits." I want to know more about her.

twinpeakssecrets:

XD There are many characters it would be nice to know about!
Whatever happened to the hunchback lady after Ben Horne became reformed? (and while we’re at it, did Jerry take over One Eyed Jacks?) How did Ben find her? What did she know about Laura? If you really look at the seamstress’ face you can tell she’s not that old. *shakes head* There is just too much left unanswered.
It would also be nice to know something about that older gal who was almost always at the Double R. You know, the one who always wore those little knit hats and in one episode had a severe case of ‘shaky hand’ while eating pie. She even showed up for the Miss Twin Peaks contest and what do we know? Nothing!  Plus, Eolani Jacoby, Ronette’s parents, Toad, that crazy pie guy, Cappy, Jenny, Heidi, Trudy, the employees of The Great Northern… what are their backstories?! 

And the break-dancing guy at the high school. The high school principal who seemed … a bit too broken up about Laura, if you ask me…

Oh, Twin Peaks, everyone has secrets.

Not to mention the other denizens of the lodges…the grandmother and mini-Lynch, Jimmy Scott, et al…and let’s not even talk about Judy…

Lieutenant, where is that baby Jesus?
The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Lieutenant, where is that baby Jesus?

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Title Card
The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

Title Card

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

One of my favorite soundtracks. David A. Stewart did some good work on The Ref (aka Hostile Hostages)

The Ref (1994) directed by Ted Demme, starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Kevin Spacey and Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.; Music by David A. Stewart

scixual:

-Today? Today is Christmas day.
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

scixual:

-Today? Today is Christmas day.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

scixual:

-I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming-hot goose!

-You have all the fun!

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

[Minecraft]

Touring my town on the old weplayminecraft server (it’s going away. I’ll never get to finish it).

Also touring a bit of the Grand Hotel map, an ambitious project I’ve left fallow for quite a while, and may dust off one day soon.

scixual:

-Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

scixual:

-Mother always taught me, never eat singing food.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992), directed by Brian Henson and starring Jim Henson’s Muppets with Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge. Based on A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens