February 2011
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Excerpt (but not from my most recent novel): True...
I used to live in a crappy, leaky loft over a sauna business.
There is a thump beneath me, and my lights go dark. The TV whines to silence and dims. The refrigerator chugs off.
It is silent. No, the fire downstairs is still popping and hissing, metabolizing damp pine into fine dry ash and resinous smoke.
The power to my loft comes from an extension cord running out the door and downstairs,...
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You need some of my famous java
“You need some of my famous java.” (animated gif) Steve Martin makes it strong in Carl Reiner’s noir comedy Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.
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Bryan Lewis Saunders's Self-Portraits on Drugs →
(Pictured, 150 mg Buspar, snorted)
“…everyday (sic) I took a different drug and drew myself under the influence. “
If ever I was wondering about some of these drugs, these give me some idea of their effects. For example, Cocaine, meth or PCP = no, never, thank you. Which, to be fair, was already my opinion.
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Tumblr agrees with The Oatmeal →
We may have forgotten to feed the wild Tumbeasts that roam our datacenter, which often results in unexpected downtime due to gnawing and/or mutiny. Animal control has been alerted.
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Largest Land-Dwelling "Bug" of All Time →
The giant extinct invertebrate Arthropleura resembled some modern millipedes, but could grow to be more than one-and-a-half feet wide, and may sometimes have been more than six feet long.
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